captain-snark

Cait. This is a “multi-fandom” blog and by multi-fandom,
I do of course mean an orgy of feels, photos, and fantastic ridiculousness

dontcallmebeastboy replied to your post: I am trying to decide how to respond t…

Do the second one, then send the first with “I’m sorry, I meant….”

omg

NO BUT FOR REAL. I JUST WENT BACK TO HIS PROFILE TO SEE IF EVERYTHING WAS AS HORRIBLE AS I REMEMBER AND IT WAS FYI

in case my highlighting was too subtle. As my friend said “something tonight jeez why not just say i want a burger and a blowjob asap”

And then I go to his profile thinking MAYBS HE’S JUST AWKWARD OR SOMETHING

These are my favorites:

I spend a lot of time thinking about

how similar my brother and me are at times, he posted on facebook one time and i related to even a deeper level
"Hard to make new local friends. Guys are unapproachable and women think I’m a sexual predator. I always end up talking to folks 20+ years older than me. Is that how long it takes to stop being perceived as a threat?"
I DON’T IAN MAYBE BECAUSE TO A LADY YOUR MESSAGE TRANSLATES TO “HI IT’D BE EASIER TO ASSAULT YOU OFFLINE.” 
Clearly your sexist stupidity is actually a genetic trait.
"im a caring person but it never seems to be enough"
POOR BABE. MUST BE TOUGH TO BE SO LOVING AND FRIENDLY AND WARM AND SQUISHY PINK SAC OF CRAP.
AND

OOOOH okay you’re just an asshole 


I am trying to decide how to respond to this guys message on okcupid

there’s the slightly loaded “what are your views on feminism?” 

or really just a nice direct sort of “Sorry, I don’t date ignorant sexists. It’d be great, my feminism and belief in gender quality on a candlelit dinner with your nice guy complex and sense of male entitlement.”


basketc8se:

tbh a lot of jokes on tumblr that start out funny get rly annoying after a while but none pizza with left beef hasn’t gotten any less funny in like two years and I’m not sure why

#omfg

reverseracism:

cyberrghetto:

omg

Dear White People Official Trailer 1 (2014) - Comedy HD


wwhatevver-ampora:

lumos5000:

blade-of-nightray:

ag-sketch:

potentiallyharmful:

WHAT OMG

NEW FAVORITE

LITERALLY CHANGE MY LIFE

image

I HITE PLAY AND LITERALLY HIT REBLOG RIGHT AWAY.


Breakthrough Actor winner at Young Hollywood Awards 2014
Dylan O’Brien


"hi yes, mrs. obrien? I would like to speak to you about your son’s hair"


kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

#omg

congalineofdurin:





dear god, let it be enough

congalineofdurin:

dear god, let it be enough